Have you ever wondered why …
~~ people say that they "slept like a baby , yet a small baby wakes up every 1 to 2 hours ?
~~ doctors leave the room when you change – they're going to see you naked anyway …
~~ we say that electricity comes from electrons – does morality come from morons ?
~~ can you cry under water ?
~~ does a round pizza come in a square box ?
~~ when a deaf person goes to court , it is still called a hearing ?
~~ we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are fading ?
~~ how do those dead bugs get in to those enclosed light fittings ?
~~ how important does an individual have to be before he/she is considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?
~~ why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere , but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your posterior extremity ?
And on that note , I'll have to sign off …