Blogfest Day 5 ~ E is for Ever Wondered Why …

Have you ever wondered why …

~~ people say that they "slept like a baby , yet a small baby wakes up every 1 to 2 hours ?

~~ doctors leave the room when you change – they're going to see you naked anyway …

~~ we say that electricity comes from electrons – does morality come from morons ?

~~ can you cry under water ?

~~ does a round pizza come in a square box ?

~~ when a deaf person goes to court , it is still called a hearing ?

~~ we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are fading ?

~~ how do those dead bugs get in to those enclosed light fittings ?

~~ how important does an individual have to be before he/she is considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?

~~ why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere , but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your posterior extremity ?

And on that note , I'll have to sign off …


  1. Nutschell on April 6, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    How true! I've wondered about that myself. maybe they're talking about a certain phase of being a baby? i know newborns are supposed to wake up every so often. Maybe when they hit 8 months babies start sleeping like babies? good post!

    • mish on April 7, 2011 at 6:58 pm

      That’s possible ~ but maybe it has to do with the contentment portrayed when a baby is sleeping peacefully , instead of the sleeping patterns .

  2. Lisa Galek on April 7, 2011 at 4:11 am

    Hahahaha! I have a newborn at home so the thing about waking up every couple hours is so true. I guess babies don't have a lot of worries, so I would actually love to sleep for a couple hours and then wake up and have someone tend to my every need 🙂

    • mish on April 7, 2011 at 7:00 pm

      Aah ~ what a life , hey ? To be waited upon 24/7 … pure bliss ! 🙂

  3. 2mara on April 7, 2011 at 4:11 am

    These are too good. I am going to start referring to those unfortunate enought to be murdered, as assassinated.
    Because it sounds fun 🙂

    • mish on April 7, 2011 at 7:01 pm

      It’s food for thought , isn’t it ? Try that and people will probably wonder , what’s up with her ? LOL

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