D is for Diary
Dudes and Dudettes!
I declare: your daily dose of diligence, dished out to de-stress, and destined to destroy your dampened spirits and downheartedness…
D'oh to doomsayers who declare us to be dotty, self-deluded dimwits. Dare I say, don't disregard us daring and dazzling dreamers!
Dang! Duty demands I gotta dash!
Ever wondered what books would say if they had the chance to express themselves/air their views?
Well, you are about to find out!
All illustrations are by the talented Mary-An. Check out her website HERE
And now you get to play along! What do YOU think the diary wants to tell us? Post it in the comment section below. Have fun!
At the end of the challenge, between 02nd and 05th of May, I'm going to announce my favourite "book comment" which will be the one that resonates with me the most!
A REMINDER: the IWSG site will have a corresponding post for each letter/day of the A to Z Challenge so do stop by.
On the Facebook page, a thread will be started for the "letter of the day" and we'd LOVE you to share your A to Z post links on the daily thread – this saves YOU time scrolling through links on the master A to Z sign-up list, especially since people post at different times… some MAY skip letters… dead links etc.
One last thing – don't forget to visit those who stop by your blog!
Since the diary is crying and not having a good day, I'm guessed the diary to Dumped. (The D word is to fit your style.)
I'll check out Mary-an's site now.
Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com
Sorry about the typos in that last message. More like voice-os. I use voice recognition software, and it doesn't always recognize so well. 🙂 I meant "I'm guessing the diary got dumped."
Deb@ http://debioneille.blogspot.com
Diary says Devastated…:.-( between incomprehensible sobs.
I really like your D alliteration by the way!
Diary: You don't write in me for weeks and then you fill pages about him … him! You can do better.
Okay, so it's a judgemental diary :). Loving your posts.
Tasha
Tasha's Thinkings – AtoZ (Vampires)
The diary thinks its writer needs to get a dog.
I can come up with allterations unconciously, but can't create a sentence on purpose. Quite the skill. haha
Dearest Dallied with the Duenna and Did that cause a Drama. Dunked Dounghuts killed the Diet and Don't even start on the Double Whip Dairy Dame Delight. Dearest Did and Dialled for her Dinner. Diary entry was Dire and Distressing. I Don't Dare Digress when Dearest is this Depressed. It is Diabolical. Dinner arrived with Dave the Dough boy. Double mozzarella, Double everything. Didn't tip and Dave Drove off Disgusted. Dearest doubled a Duvet, Dialled Ditzy Dramas and Dived onto the Divan to Drown her Distress. Everything will eventually even out tomorrow.
I think the diary is going through its own motions of the "D day" as in D for Depressed or emotionally Devastated. 🙂
Why does she fill me with negativity and sadness? I am full of whine when I would rather be full of wine…. and roses…. and chocolate.
very cute and sad! poor diary!
though I honestly cannot think of any cool caption. i've been wracking my brains… nope. not this time…
it's so much fun to read everyone's contributions ;D
"The darn dam didn't do its duty and now I'm deluged in dampness!"
I think that Diary is Depressed bacause the writer just Dumped their Dismal Day on its Disceveled pages. =) Yeah, that's the best I can do right now. Probably not getting enough sleep. Or cheese. OH MY GOODNESS! I just figured it out. No one fed the diary any cheese. Come on, people!
She gets all the action!
Definitely a distinctive dose of delight.
Hysterical as always, Michelle!!
DIary: "Why couldn't I have been bought by someone fun and exciting – like a circus performer or a pirate?"
Very cool intro, as usual!
Diary: "I wish she'd let me experience it for myself. I love him too!"
"Buck up you whiners! We are so sick of hearing about you angst! We can do with a bit of humor or positve attitude here!
Hi Michelle .. you've got some great answers here … Dear Diaries for ever – "Dear Diary .. ther's no point in crying for me … you are in a much worse depression than I am .. I think you need to dunk your drink and get on with drying off – so we can set to and drive some prose" ..
Cheers Hilary
Diary, dearest, you darling date cruiser, you! Drop your dribble and come away with me on a daring adventure to far off Dreamland.
Gads, Diary, sorry. I'm a dipstick for dialogue today.
Awww, poor diary!
Diary says, "If you don't have something to write in me that's funny, don't write nothing at all. I'm drenched with your sorrow. Wring me out and let me dry in the sun for heaven sakes."
Diary: I'm trapped in a rainstorm of emotion.
Diary says: whine whine whine. Will you stop with the angsty poetry already and draw some pictures of furry little animals?
Doo-wah doo-wah!
The delightful delinquents at The Panda Chronicles aDore your daring deeds! Damn if d-words dismay me by their dodges and ducking. I must desist.
If it's the diary of a preteen girl, its probably crying at the thought of one more entry about how much its owner loves the boys of One Direction and is truly conflicted about which one she loves the most.
Your A-Z posts just crack me up. Great way to end my day…
D.B. McNicol
A to Z: <a href="http://dbmcnicol.blogspot.com">Romance & Mystery…writing my life</a>
"Dear diary, please make this ridiculous A to Z vanish. And dear diary, please remind me to stop writing about my fictional pretend human, Gary! "
Nothing is sacred! You have taken over my human's "IWSG" aka "I Was Seeking Gary" dedication page on Farcebook! And it gets worse! The letters are invading the Farcebook page!
Hey human, Michelle. You are real funny and your alliteration is most impressive. Keep that imagination going. I look forward to you agreeing to becoming a co-host on "The Alphabark Challenge, 2014! 🙂
Pawsitive wishes,
Penny the official host of the Alphabark Challenge, 2014!
Dastardly Depressed. Definitely!
Geez! Any more secrets like that and I'm gonna cry me a river, says the diary.
I'm so down. Write something happy already.
Ha, ha! Perfect quote for a diary! ^_^ *hands diary a fluffy super absorbent tissue*
I think a weeping diary is one of the signs of the apocolypse.
A weeping diary… perhaps someone else has read the entress and laughed at them when they were private thoughts.
I think the diary is saying, "Dang! My writer must be royally TICKED today. The pen made scratches all the way though my pages!"
LuAnn Braley
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Oh, dear, I’m deeply depressed and I don’t dare divulge the dastardly deed that downed me.
Diary says: Either dump him or stop telling me about it!
This ditzy dame is dullsville. It's draining to describe her discombobulated dissertations on daily duties.
Delightful "D" Michelle!
They would probably complain of abuse!
Delightfully funny!