" …… found it in the classified section ," he answered . Mrs Brown heard the tail end of the conversation . The grapevine was abuzz .
"Mr Brown has a new vehicle , seems to be top secret , classified or something to that effect …" started Mrs Smith .
"His vehicle is classified information of some sort . You know he started a new government job …," ended Mrs Jones uncertainly .
"The new vehicle comes with the new highly classified government position ," gushed Mrs White , refusing to be outdone .
An accident occurred .
Newspaper headlines read : New employee in highly classified government position crashes vehicle .
Mr Brown was speechless !